beastliness:

beastliness:

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it’s always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

merimaybe:

byjove:

cheese-wiz-for-bones:

byjove:

my mom brought her ILL-BEHAVED, UNWASHED DOG into our HARMONIOUS HOME

that is the most black cat looking black cat i’ve seen in my life, good for them.

she has been practicing since she was very young

What a dignified and shapely beast…

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teachagainstfascism:

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

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tangerineseed:

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chillyfeetsteak:

this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw

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wordfather:

worst thing about a job is that you have to. keep showing up. like you have to. you gotta.

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ariescorpio4444:

being intuitive is just like… i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

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byjove:

The right to wander in the UK is wonderful and very much the opposite of the US, where you’re terrified you’re going to be shot for turning around in someone’s yard. This combined with the nonchalant attitude towards ancient archeological sites is particularly amusing. There are several Neolithic tombs I want to visit that have warnings that are like “This site is behind a gate and can be accessed by walking through a field BUT USE CAUTION, A HIGHLY AGGRESSIVE BULL LIVES ON THE PROPERTY. I repeat, THIS 5,000 YEAR OLD TOMB IS GUARDED BY AN ANGRY BULL. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.” It’s exactly what that little Neolithic community would have wanted…

animentality: